Everyone Has “Forever Chemicals” in Their Blood—Even the Experts

Lab worker testing water quality for PFAS contamination in a scientific lab setting.

Here's the brutal truth: if you're alive right now, you've got PFAS chemicals swimming around in your blood. So does Ali Ling, one of the world's top experts on this toxic mess. Ling is a professor at the University of St. Thomas in Minnesota, a heavy-hitter in PFAS research, and someone 46 journalists from 29 countries called when they needed help digging into the problem. She's also someone who eats organic, avoids processed food, and drinks tap water that tested below detectable PFAS levels — and still tested positive for multiple types of these forever chemicals.

Her story makes one thing painfully clear: it doesn't matter how woke, rich, or careful you are. You're contaminated. Everyone is.

PFAS — short for per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances — are a family of more than 12,000 man-made chemicals built around carbon-fluorine bonds so strong that nature has literally no way to break them down. They don't degrade. They don't vanish. They just build up in the environment, the water, the food supply — and inside of us.

Originally, PFAS were hailed as a technological miracle. They're the reason your raincoat is waterproof, your carpet doesn't stain, your fast-food wrapper doesn't leak grease into your lap, and your frying pan doesn't trap your eggs. But that "miracle" came at a cost nobody really bothered to think about until it was too late. These chemicals aren't just clinging to your coat — they're being found in rainwater in Antarctica and dust inside every home.

In fact, Silent Spring Institute researchers found PFAS in nearly three-quarters of "waterproof" and "stain-resistant" products they tested — and even 21% of supposedly eco-friendly "green" kids' fabrics. If it repels water, grease, or dirt, chances are it's loaded with PFAS. And it's not just your clothes. It's your makeup. Your takeout box. Your dental floss. Your living room carpet. Even your "earth-friendly" coffee cup is probably coated in this stuff so it doesn't fall apart before you finish your latte.

PFAS get into the water system three ways: falling out of the sky after becoming airborne, washing down household drains (yeah, every time you clean your non-stick pans or vacuum your stain-proof carpet), and heavy industrial pollution. More than 4,000 U.S. factories are dumping this stuff, according to the Environmental Working Group. Northeastern University’s map of contamination sites balloons that number to 57,000 if you count airports, military bases, and wastewater treatment plants. Spoiler: wastewater plants aren't equipped to deal with this either.

Trying to remove PFAS from drinking water is a logistical nightmare. These chemicals are everywhere — even in mind-bendingly tiny amounts, like one single drop of PFAS in five Olympic swimming pools. And they're slippery bastards: their molecular structure makes it almost impossible to snag them with one method. Different types need different removal tech, and even then, destruction is tricky and insanely expensive.

The fallout is already here. Long-term PFAS exposure has been linked to cancers, high cholesterol, fertility issues, immune system suppression, and serious developmental problems. And the really grim part? Some types of PFAS can stay lodged in your body for nearly a decade.
Finally, after years of regulatory snoozing, governments are starting to wake up. In 2024, the U.S. EPA dropped new drinking water limits for PFAS — 4 parts per trillion for the worst offenders like PFOA and PFOS. Europe's tightening the screws too, though with its usual slow-motion bureaucracy. Countries like Denmark are setting even harsher standards, trying to go down to 2 parts per trillion.

But even with all these new rules, the damage is done. There's not enough money or tech on Earth to clean up PFAS as fast as humans keep pumping it out. This isn’t just another environmental problem — it's a global mess baked into the bones of modern life.

And it's not going away anytime soon.

What's the Estimated Cost Impact for Water Utilities?

Alright, let's talk money — because when it comes to PFAS, the price tag is just as heated as the science. In the U.S., the financial projections are already a battleground, with another lawsuit underway. When the EPA rolled out its new PFAS regulations, it estimated an annual cost of about $1.5 billion to implement new treatment measures across 4,100 to 6,700 public water systems nationwide. Over six years, leading up to the 2029 enforcement deadline, that adds up to roughly $9 billion.

However, not everyone is buying that figure. The American Water Works Association (AWWA) challenged the EPA's math, arguing that the real cost would be significantly higher: somewhere between $37 and $48 billion in upfront investment for over 7,000 water systems, with ongoing operations running at twice the EPA's estimated cost.

Who's right? Well, the courts — and time — will have the final word. But independent analysis from Global Water Intelligence offers a third perspective, projecting $13 billion in capital investment by the end of the decade, before factoring in operational and maintenance expenses. That places the final tally somewhere between the EPA's optimistic scenario and the AWWA's more cautious (and costly) outlook.

Across the Atlantic, Europe is gearing up under different assumptions. The updated EU Drinking Water Directive, set to enter into force in 2026, estimates PFAS removal will add €0.23 per cubic meter to drinking water treatment costs. If roughly half of current tap water samples exceed the new limits, that could drive $4.5 billion annually in additional costs. And if regulations tighten even further — as many expect — total costs over the next 20 years could skyrocket to anywhere between €95 billion and €2,000 billion (or €4.75 billion to €100 billion per year, when annualized).

For individual households, this translates to a potential €480 hike in annual water bills — a hefty sum, but still a bargain compared to the €52 to €84 billion Europe currently spends each year on health costs related to PFAS exposure. As policymakers note:
"You'd probably rather pay a little more for clean water than for cholesterol or cancer treatment later."

Sources for this article include in-depth coverage and expert commentary found at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dlH0RSCtH0